Wednesday, April 10, 2013

SPAM: a collection of poems

The doctor's wife

I like what I see so now i'm following you.

Place a bowl of pot pourri on your window sill, so breezes can 
waft the scents around.

Theгe's a fine line between the all-natural sorts of snoring that should 
cause no worries, and the 
consistently habitual type of snoring that 
goes out of control.

When your discs realign, 
pressure is removed from your nerves and 
you will probably feel plenty of relief from lumbar pain.

Also there still may be timing or emotional issues that hold you apart—
this may not be your only Soul-Mate. 
I'm uniquely qualified to say so because I was a doctor's wife in the 60's.

Your ex

A woman could undoubtedly go 
away your ex 
domicile through morning, 
self-confident in your girl manifestation,
 find out through mid-day teas, 
my significant other become tricked.

Exactly. How?

The former individual is equitable of 
more session lessons for the uncastrated case. 
Like if something goes unsuitable, how region can they bank?

Unquestionably unwell

Unwell unquestionably come more 
formerly again since 
exactly the same nearly very often 
inside case 
you shield this increase.

Tough love  

This may sound strange. 
These websites have already been in 
existence for several years. 
Your conversations are mostly small talk.


Oh my goodness! 
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(ps: Thank you, dear commenters of all kinds, 
for the laughter, support, and inspiration you have given me over the years. Much love to you!)


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    1. Brilliant! I love your work! We are geniuses. Perhaps we should create an anthology? Let's watch out for brussels together!

  2. Took me a minute to figure out what the hell was going on....but, bahahaha!!!

    1. I know, right?!? I think I should do more… :)

  3. haha! At first I thought this was original poetry!

    1. Oh, thank goodness you realised it wasn't!! I have put word verification on now to avoid spammers…but I think I'm already missing them … :)


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